Sunday, June 5, 2011

Top 8 reasons to start your married life in a tent

     8. You can't slam doors when you fight, and zipping the tent door shut angrily has little effect...(ala Mitch Hedberg)

    7. Cold nights only help you snuggle closer.
    6. Hobo dinners make for elegant, cheap meals (especially in the face of post-wedding debt).
    5. Romantic campfires every night.
   4. Intimate bonding while searching each other for ticks.
  3.  List of cleaning chores entails: pick up tent, shake.
  2. Who can resist a woman wearing overalls and a doo-rag?  
  1. Your angry, anti-social dogpark dog suddenly becomes an awesome guard dog.

1 comment:

  1. Okay, so I BUSTED out laughing at the Mitch Hedberg reference . . . too bad he's not still around to make us laugh! and the rest of your top 8 - just continued to laugh right out loud :) LOVE IT!

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